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He Was My Mother’s Type, Not Mine
“I want
to set you
up with someone,” my mother
said. I
was immediately suspicious. “A friend’s son?” I asked. She paused, then said, “I did
a bad thing.”
To
my horror, she created a JDate account, impersonating me. “I
just wanted to find you someone to run with,” she said. Curiosity won: “My” profile was cringe-worthy, but the runner who wanted to meet “me” wasn’t so bad. After I
confessed to my
mother’s misdeeds, we met.
He was my mother’s type, not
mine. I rewrote
my profile. The next guy made me laugh. We’ve been running together since 2002. — Rebeca Robboy